Schema's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[RUN TO THE HILLS!]

Enough Already

Two word summation is always necessary so, 'Look it's Boredom Clock' (yeah yeah I know it's more than two)

--Complain--
I can't understand how a bunch of clocks dancing to music is good animation. Out of every clock piece I've seen maybe one or two were original, all the others were blatant ripoffs that didn't get blammed simply because: How My Gosh Look It's 'Clock Clock'! Any other theme remade this many times would have been blammed just like stick figures. Maybe I just don't get the point but so help me god If you're willing to w00t a clock don't whine about numa numa remakes either. This is just an example of why a "Clock Shock" never makes the front page.

OrangeClock responds:

hey guess what i had a movie with a clown and his dick flopping around and that made the front page so why don't you shut the hell up you no talent piece of crap

[Tinman]

'Superior Work'

--Review--
Very good animation with unique style of graphics that allows the message to remain clear without being inundated by flashy graphics or an obnoxious background music. Extremely short animation that utilizes a slow pace to avoid a rushed feeling. Two word summary is always necessary so, 'Excellent Emotion'

--Summary--
Tells the story of a robot seeking to become more human in that he builds himself a proverbial heart so that he can understand human motivation. The robot becomes overwhelmed in a sea of things he has never understood or felt before-he becomes aware of senses and feelings, emotion. At this point he can no longer understand what is happening and is forced to tear it out to stop the stream of sensations that he cannot explain.

BlackmarketKraig responds:

Thanks. ^_^

I like your style of reviewing. It's impressive. Do you put so much thought into all your reviews?

I like the number three more than the number two, so a three word summary of your review would be:
'Very nicely done.'
:D

[Tin:The Incompetent Ninja]

Non-Incompetent Creator

Excellent short film on a ninja with an assasination target that looks like everyone he meets. Superb animation and gore effects. Only criticism would be length and I would especially enjoy this becomming a series. Two word summation is always necessary so,
'Superb Job'

SnafuDave responds:

Scheme thanks so much. This review really does make me feel more confident about my Flash abilities. I was very nervous about putting it up for judgement like this but now I feel a lot better about it. I suspose I might have to make a series or so out of this. I'm already making it a comic series and I'm sure I can transfer a few of those ideas into Flash instead of comic form. We'll see though. But reviews like this definately make it a more likely possibility. i.e. I'm doing it.

[Atari]

Abhorrent Art?

--Read The Review It's Worth It--
Obviously the award was based on your ability to create an interesting piece with style, and you have accomplished that.

However, I am confused by your quote "In war, retaliation goes like an Atari game... it never ends". Obviously meaning pong it would have made more sense if you had shown the unreasonable response by the United States upon the middle east.

*By the way don't think I didn't catch your latent meaning with the plane that hit the tower striped as an american flag, exemplifying the action as America's own fault.

Two word summation is necessary for "Mission: New York" in Portuguese , 'Excellent Atrocity'

quadrado responds:

The color of the airplane was just coincidence, someone said the real plane had those colors and we painted that way.

[The Buddha Enlightenment]

Enlightening as Turning the Electricity Off

If I could I would rag on you for being an idiot but I don't want to be "abusive." For a school piece the graphics are acceptable; however, the serious lack of correct information shows me that you spent more time making the animation than doing the research. I usually give two word summations at the end of each review, so: 'Poor job'

Moonhog responds:

meh