Schema's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[High School]

Despondent Attempt to Disguise Hatred with Humor

--For a Viewer--
Angry attempt by creator to get back at bullies results in a thoroughly revolting attempt at humor. Do not bother watching unless you are a psychologist willing to prescribe anti-depressants.
A two word summation is always necessary so, 'Ugly Job'

--For Creator--
If this is how you truly feel you need immediate help. You probably think of yourself without any options but try pondering the phrase 'life is what you make of it.' There's no one to stop you but yourself and you alone have the ability to ask for help. Open your eyes. Oh yeah, go 'Smith #33'

[Making Flash History]

Good First Draft

Excellent Idea that has the potential to reach the first page if the layout had been better. An opening barrage of images from the flashes would be good followed by a more interactive menu possibly listing each movie with a ranking and music in the background. Otherwise if you didn't want to go as far as that try speeding up count down and less text with more clips of the actual animations.

I ususally conclude with a two word summation so, 'Okay Job'

[The Buddha Enlightenment]

Enlightening as Turning the Electricity Off

If I could I would rag on you for being an idiot but I don't want to be "abusive." For a school piece the graphics are acceptable; however, the serious lack of correct information shows me that you spent more time making the animation than doing the research. I usually give two word summations at the end of each review, so: 'Poor job'

Moonhog responds:

meh

[Only Superhuman]

Abscence of Pain breeds Pain

Humorous approach to latent ideas. Sometimes the simplest mediums can portray the most complicated ideas. Very good job at portraying how the abscence of a common enemy results in the human creation of it's own. If we as mankind cannot fight against nature than we will fight against each other. Again, well done.

[Roof Tiling]

Amazing Introspection

Every once and awhile an amazingly insightful piece that decides to appeal to more than just our pleasure cortex arises, this is it. Imagine the postal worker you see every day delivering mail with a smile on his face. This is his subconcious until one day the superego can no longer contain the id and he decides to open fire on his co-workers. Amazingly well done, almost like the main character is reliving his events in a dream sequence that replays over and over under the surface. 'Sigh,' Bravo!

[PEACETANK]

Simplicity Reflects Complexity

The amazingly simple vehicle for this message of how a war can only occur with the opposition of two sides and how the effectiveness of an opponent is diminshed with the refusal and forgiveness of the other. Amazing job! The simplest images can convey the most complex ideas and ideals. Well Done.

[Numa Numa Dance]

Interesting but Wheres the Skill?

It's great that everyone has there fifteen minutes, but this is becoming unbearable. I applaud him on his initiative to create something original and interesting but there comes a time when you stop while you are ahead instead of running it into the ground. It is only a movie with periodic flashes of random images; this movie came out in the right place at the right time otherwise it would have been labled 'turd' and placed in the wastebin.

[-Play-]

Refreshing! Original! Awesome!

It is awesome to see original flash that isn't another 'tribute' or 'remake.' This piece is a one of a kind animation that actually shows a creators creativity and style. [10] [10] [10]